I swear, every time there’s a full moon, I turn a tad wild. I know my brain is always pretty ramble scramble, but the universe for some reason thinks it’s a good idea to match my monthly cycle up to the lunar cycle. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?!
A lot of people don’t believe that the moon affects human behaviour, but I FULLY do. There is a few reasons why I do. Please remember before you decide to be an internet troll and go postal on my ass this is just my observations and not science based, also please remember that it’s a full moon AND day one of period town…do you REALLY wanna fuck with a woman on a rampage. 
Ok..back to my non scientific theory. I’ve always felt so emotional around a full moon. I am not a super emotional person. I didn’t cry when I pushed my babies out, just kinda high fived them and welcomed them into the world. Don’t get me wrong, I was all in love n shit with them, I just don’t cry at things we are meant to cry at. I usually cry at weird things like the nikon ads, and movies. I’m also mildly depressed because of my anxiety disorder so my emotions are somewhat backwards in the world of emotional turmoil. But usually the day before a full moon and my period I will cry at anything. I will also yell at everything. Everything sets me off. Last night I watched the zoo keepers wife and holy fuck I was a mess. I couldn’t stop crying thinking about what the holocaust victims, survivors and sympathisers went through. I mean you would have to be an ice-cold bitch to not sympathise with them, but I was empathetically emotional. I’m glad I was. It’s the very least I could do to be respectful of the people who suffered and I have Jewish heritage, but 2 weeks ago I would have held it together a lot more. I totally would have lost it but not as much as I did last night.
Another side effect of lunar madness is my rage that takes over at any given second. I’m not naturally an angry person(phew)The kids were helping me wash my car and because Iggy was missing spots on the car I was losing my shit. I mean, they were HELPING me wash my car. And I’m being a bitch about the level of clean that needed to happen. Poor Piggle, he’s such a beautiful little dude and helps me so much. Especially since the separation. He didn’t deserve Lunar Lunacy from his mental Mumma.
So the reason I feel like people go through Moon Moods, is that the Moon controls the tides right, now that IS scientific fact. And we as humans are made up of like 60% water and up to 78% in kids. So how the fuck can it not make us change. The moon is simply trying to control the tides in our human body. AGAIN this is just my thoughts, I didn’t go to uni and study Moon Moods but OMG how fun would that be I would totally do that course. I just feel like it’s making king tides inside us all and sending us batshit crazy.
I have also been at the ER a couple of times when one of my brothers had been in hospital and even the Nurses and Dr’s told us that it’s a madhouse on a full moon. And I remember laughing with people in there about wanting to write a book on ER full moon madness because of the amazing reasons why people were in there. It was chaos. Old people moaning in super weird pain, kids screaming and parents having no clue why, idiot brothers drinking too much and having pancreatic attacks of randomness.
The full moon makes some of us wild. ALSO it’s Lunar eclipse tonight. What does that mean for those of us that are cray cray in the membrane?! I mean every civilisation in the history of time has predicted doom and gloom when it comes to any eclipse, but so far we haven’t blown up TOUCH WOOD, so maybe they actually bring peace and calm!?
Tonight from 1:50am the Lunar Eclipse will begin and peak at 4:20am for those in Sydney. Its meant to end around 6am, so if you are able, jump up and grab me a photo…I am exhausted from being a crazy person all day yesterday and today, I need some sleep clearly. Don’t forget to get your crystals out in the moon to charge.
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